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Frequently Asked Questions

How long does it take to get my shirts after my order is placed?

We made fast shipments a priority here when this company began, and we have been praised for it on numerous occasions from happy customers. Your package ships out the door within one business day. We have hours of operation on Mon. thru Fri. between the times of 7 am and 3 pm. Orders do not ship on Sat. or Sun. Also, it stands to reason that any holiday the post office doesn't work...neither do we. Those exceptions aside, we always ship your shirts within 24 hours of your payment. If you happen to place your order with us on one of these days our doors are not open, then we will be making your order the very next shipping day available. If you order on Thanksgiving, then your order will be going out on the following Monday. Almost all of the product we sell is in stock and waiting for you to order it so that we can send it to you right away, but on rare occasions we may be out of stock on the shirts you want. There are a few times when items are on short supply and we have to order them so that your purchase can be completed and shipped. If that is the case, then it will only add a scant 2 days to your total shipping time. Compared to many of our competitors who do not care as much as we do about shipping speed, that's still VERY fast.

Our shipments arrive much faster than the huge majority of our competition, but sometimes that isn't fast enough. That's why we offer standard, expedited, and express options for people who need their shirts at lightning speed.

To those of you who are placing your orders within the U.S., then you have many options when considering your shipping speed.

  1. We are already very proud of our turnaround time for shipping, so when you choose the Standard shipment speed of 3-8 working days, then you will still be getting your order faster than many of our competitors.
  2. If you need your order even faster, you can choose our Expedited Shipping, which means you will get your package in just 2 to 3 business days.
  3. Express Shipping is our fastest shipping available, and takes just 1-2 Postal Shipping Days.
As a SPECIAL NOTE OF INTEREST, packages that are shipped to Hawaii and Alaska will be sent using Priority Mail and can be expected to get to you in 5 to 10 business days. These are only shipping estimates, and cannot take into consideration mail delays with the Post Office or rare processing issues during the infrequent times that supplies are out of stock for your order. Please feel free to include your email when you order, and we will provide your tracking information when we put your order in the mail for you. This is only available within the Continental United States.

We are pleased to ship Internationally to the countries of Australia, Canada, Denmark, Finland, Germany, The Netherlands, Northern Ireland, New Zealand, Norway, Great Britain, and Sweden. When you are ordering from outside of the U.S., your orders can take anywhere from 4 to 8 weeks for delivery...this is never truer than during the Christmas rush, so please take this into account when ordering. Contacting us after a week will do you no good, as we will only kindly remind you to be patient and to contact us after the eight week expectancy time has elapsed. Even if you do contact us, we cannot locate your package for you once it has been Internationally shipped because we lose the ability to track orders overseas.

We are required by law to declare the complete value and contents of your International Order, even if your package is declared a "gift." We are in no way responsible for any charges your shipment incurs when it goes through your nation's CUSTOMS. You need to direct all of your questions on this topic to the Customs Officers of your region, as they will know what charges you will have and how to clear your package quickly through customs.

This company proudly supports the men and women of the U.S. Military. We would be honored if you chose to order our product, and we gladly ship to any APO/FPO military address or installation. The only shipping option available for APO/FPO deliveries is USPS Standard Mail, which means that the faster shipping options of Express and Expedited are not available to the Armed Services. The shipping estimates above do not represent the shipping time it takes for the APO/FPO orders to reach their destinations, but we assure you that we ship them out the door at the same speed as all of our other orders.

It will take THREE to FIVE work days for your shirts to get to you if you are having them sent to your PO BOX, because all PO BOX deliveries will be sent with United States Standard Mail.


How do your shirts compare to BRAND X? / Are these going to hold up or fall apart after a little bit of wear and tear?

Go elsewhere for your shirts, and you're likely to end up with poor quality materials. Here, you get 100% cotton, preshrunk t-shirts that are checked for quality by a human being before every shipment.

I'm not sure what size I need. Can you help?

size chart

Does this company have standards when it comes to my privacy?

Our Privacy Policy is pretty simple. We will only ever use the information you have given us to fulfill your order or contact you with any questions or problems that may arise with completing your order. That's it.

My Order Is Not Processing Properly?

The #1 cause of rejected orders is an incorrect billing address. Make sure the billing address you entered is the same one your billing statement is sent to. If you are completely satisfied that you should be getting your order processed normally and are still having trouble, please continue down this list of options.
  1. You probably should go back to the billing address and give it one more hard look. This is almost always the point of concern and you might save yourself a lot of time by looking again.
  2. Have you moved in the last six months? Sometimes your bank or credit card company hasn't updated their information on you yet. Try your old address.
  3. If all else has failed, then you may want to go ahead and use your secondary card to make this purchase.
  4. If none of these options worked, you can always reach us during normal business hours of 9am to 6pm (central time zone). Our toll-free service number is 1-888-687-4478. United States toll free only.

A Statement Concerning Quality

You may pay a couple of dollars more for one of these shirts than you would at other t-shirt companies, but that's a difference that matters. All companies want to make money, and if they charge more than that means that your shirts are going to be worth less. The shirts that many of our competition sells is comparable to shirts you would buy in a department store in a value pack of five. We pay more for our shirts because we care about the product we sell. Just to prove that what you buy from us is made with pride and dedication to quality, we offer all of our customers a guarantee that they can contact us with any issue, and we will make it right. A company that sells a faulty product won't make such claims. The shirts you buy from us are going to be with you for a long time, because everything about our shirts screams "quality." the designs won't crack or peel, the shirts won't fall apart. Order from us, and you're ordering you new favorite t-shirt: thick, comfortable, and with you for the long haul.

It is very important to me that the shopping cart is secure and safe.

We have invested in securely backed server technology that makes it impossible for third-party individuals to see any of your private info. When you put a merchandise item in your cart, you are immediately taken to that secure server where even your purchases are kept private. If you cannot make yourself trust an Internet company with your info, we still would love your patronage. Please call us at 1-888-687-4478 (Toll Free in the United States of America) to place your order with a willing customer service agent. You can still call us if you are not a resident of the United States by calling us at the number 1-731-588-5690.

These are some really cool shirts here, but I like my shirts on the back and shoulders of the shirts I wear.

You may have any of our shirt designs placed on the back of the shirts at no additional cost to you. The only additional steps you'll have to take when ordering is to type into the comment section of your order form that you would like the shirts printed on the backs.

Why Can't I Get The Shirts I Want To Order To Appear In The Shopping Cart?

Our shopping cart system requires that you have "cookies" enabled in whatever browser you are using. If you are having this problem, then the security settings are far too high for us to process your order through the browser you are using. That will definitely have to change. You can set your cookies preferences in the "tools-options-privacy" tab of your browser (instructions)...OR you can call us at 1-888-687-4478 (TOLL FREE for U.S. Residents) from 9am to 6pm CST to place your order.

Return Policy

Our company is happy to provide you with whatever customer assistance as is required for you to have a good shopping experience. However, if you return your purchases for a refund and there is nothing wrong with the shirts you bought, then there will be an incurred fee levied against your refund. All shipping charges are non refundable.
Order TotalRestocking Fee
$1 - $1000%
$101 - $49920%
$500 - $99930%
$1000+50%

I want to place an order for some shirts that I have my eye on, but I don't have a credit card to pay with. You guys don't accept money orders through the mail, do you?

We most certainly accept money orders as a payment option, but you'll have to follow these instructions in order to pay with that method.
  1. We need to know the shirt choices you want to buy, but we'll also need to know the style of shirt, the color, and the size of it. Email those choices, along with your shipping address and your need to pay offline, by clicking on THIS LINK.
  2. We will very promptly send you a return email to give you a complete total on your shirt order that will also include your shipping charge in addition to the address you should be sending your payment to.
  3. Go ahead and print out the invoice email you were sent and send your money order and the invoice to the address we provided in a USPS-approved envelope. We'll process your order and ship it right out when we get your payment!

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